Penalties for Slaying Bigfoot (in Skamania, Washington State)

“Premeditated, wilful and wanton slaying” of Bigfoot was once a Felony (Ordinance 69-01).

Not anymore, but read the whole Ordinance 1984-2 from the county’s website:

Bigfoot Ordinances (Skamania County, Washington State) (scroll to bottom of the screen).