WI-FI AND ONIONS: Need a quote to make you laugh every time you hear it? Hermiston rocks, with city Wi-Fi: “Outside the cloud, I can’t even get DSL,” said Hale. “When I’m inside it, I can take a picture of one of my onions, plug it into my laptop and send it to the Subway guys in San Diego and say, ‘Here’s a picture of my crop.”‘ From KATU today.